Haha thanks Jenny

Ok. So go to www.google.com (might as well add in the http://) and type in "(your name) needs" and then come up with the 5 funniest lines... (Credit goes to Jenny for this one...)
So...
1. Izzy needs a home in Indiana! Adoptable pig! (this was actually the first one to show up.... haha)
2. Izzy needs to re-join with Marilyn Manson.
3. Izzy needs a shave and a shower, but he'll be there.
4. The only thing Izzy needs is a nice, upstanding, Jewish man to make everything right.
5. Izzy Fashion Angel Doll. Be a fashion designer. Izzy needs your help!

And then, courtesy of googlism.com,

izzy is happy? is there anything scary in her bedroom?
izzy is a girl out of my first litter
izzy is a creature called a whatizit
isabel is a gorgeous piece of work
isabel is an idyllic setting for couples in love